style_01image + video
BLOCKCORE
PS1-era low-poly: your token as a 500-triangle idol on a fog-grid altar. Retro-console gravity no timeline scroll ignores.
Use this style→studio · online
Same mascot.
Same palette.
Every post.
$0.25 a meme. $0.40 a second. No signup.
Your token's character keeps its face and its colors from one job to the next. You pay per render in USDC on Base, the file lands in minutes, and it ships with a signed certificate saying where it came from.
render · friedpost9:16
> POST /api/quote
price: 3.20 USDC · eta 124s
> HTTP 402 payment required
chain: base · asset: USDC
> payment settled ✓
frying pass 1 of 3… saturation up
caption weight: heavy
> cert signed · did:key:z6Mk…
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delivered
$3.20
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01How it works
01
Pick a style.
Three house styles. Write one line. The art direction is already loaded.
02
Pay the job.
x402 quotes the price in USDC before you commit. No signup. No credit packs.
03
Get it with a receipt.
Video in minutes, plus a signed certificate of where it came from.
02House styles
style_02image + video
FRIEDPOST
2016-core, deep-fried, human-grade. Impact captions, crunchy JPEG, zero AI gloss — the anti-slop meme the backlash is begging for.
Use this style→style_03image + video
TRENCHJAK
The /biz/ canon, redrawn in house line: our frog, our wojaks, Bobo and Mumu. It's over. We're so back. Both, hourly.
Use this style→Most AI video forgets your character between job one and job two. This one locks the character sheet first, then renders against it. Every time.
03Pricing
Run by the studioCommunity Kit
$299/mo
A house style built for your token. Your mascot, your palette, your running joke, drawn once and held across every job. Then 30 memes and 60 seconds of video a month, directed by a human.
Self-serve gets you the render. This gets you the style.
Price my token's kit04The engine
No filter on the meme tier
Meme styles run on uncensored models: Venice and Seedance 1.5 Pro, zero prompt retention, nothing trained on. The 4K cinematic tier runs a standard model that does have a filter. We would rather you read that here than find it at checkout.
- Retention
- zero
- Prompts are not stored or trained on.
- Meme tier
- uncensored
- seedance-1-5-pro · no corporate filter.
- Cinematic tier
- 4K standard
- seedance-2-0 · no uncensored flag.
- Settlement
- x402 · base
- USDC per job, receipt on-chain.
05Why trust the studio
/ on-chain
Revenue you can verify.
Every payment is x402 on Base. Anyone can audit the studio's real volume. No faith metrics.
/ did
Signed provenance.
DID identity on GitLawb; every delivery ships a signed push certificate. Content with a cryptographic receipt.
/ acp
Plugged into the cluster.
Registered ACP offering on Virtuals; public repo on GitLawb next to Aeon's fleet and CultOS.
/ policy
No token-gate.
The core is always payable in dollars. A future token adds discounts and perks. Never the door. We learned from the ones who got that wrong.
06The agent
The art director becomes an agent
Every render already ships with a director's log. Today, the taste behind it is human. The next phase hands that taste to an agent you can talk to. You describe the aesthetic. It argues back, then holds your style across months of posts.
It will run unattended on Aeon, the framework that drives autonomous agent fleets from GitHub Actions, with every decision committed to a public GitLawb repo. SLOP.FI is a research project with a product attached. The product pays for the research, and the research stays public.
- now
- Self-serve renders and the Community Kit. A human holds the taste.
- next
- Storage. Your generations and character sheets, kept between visits.
- then
- The agent. Talk to the art director; it runs unattended on Aeon.
session · art directorpreview
you make the frog angrier. less neon.
director jaw set to clenched. neon down 40%. palette drift check: within friedpost bounds ✓
you keep that for every post this week.
director pinned to your character sheet · signed commit on the style repo
simulated session · this is the research half of the project
07FAQ
Do I need an account?+
No. No email, no password, no dashboard. You need a Base wallet holding USDC, which you already have.
Is it really uncensored?+
The meme tier is. Venice and Seedance 1.5 Pro, no content filter, zero retention. The 4K cinematic tier is not, and we say so rather than let you discover it.
Can you run my token's content weekly?+
That's the Community Kit. Reply and we'll quote your style.
Where's the token?+
After revenue, not before. On purpose.
One payment.
One job.
Spend $0.25 and see whether the style holds. If it does, we'll build one for your token.