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FRIEDPOST
2016-core, deep-fried, human-grade. Impact captions, crunchy JPEG, zero AI gloss — the anti-slop meme the backlash is begging for.
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01How it works
All ten land,
or the money goes back.
You write one line and pick a house style. The art direction is already loaded.
01 brief
One line: a subject or a theme, plus a caption of up to 48 characters. Your logo can ride along in every frame.
02 quote
x402 prices the batch in USDC before you sign. One signature, one exact amount.
batch of ten$0.20 each
$2.00
Ten frames, one theme, one style holding.
one frame
$0.25
One render, captioned. Taste a house style before you buy ten.
03 render
Four frames render at once, so ten take about two minutes. A refused brief is rewritten and sent back, twice.
04 settle
The USDC moves before the render. If a frame still misses, the batch does not close: it goes on the refund list and the payment is sent back by hand, to the wallet that paid.
Make ten for $2 →
No signup, no credit packs. A Base wallet with USDC is the whole setup.
02House styles
This is what
$0.20 buys.
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ASCII
BBS-era ANSI: your subject as half-block art on a telnet screen. 80 columns, any 16 colors you like, zero anti-aliasing — the scene never logged off.
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TRENCHJAK
The /biz/ canon, redrawn in house line: our frog, our wojaks, Bobo and Mumu. It's over. We're so back. Both, hourly.
See the references→03Roadmap
The roadmap is a
scoreboard.
Nothing here ships on a date. It ships on a number. Every settled batch adds $2, receipts on-chain.
- $100
- memory
- Prompts and generations kept per wallet. Same brief, never the same frame.
- $500
- video generation
- Short clips in the same house styles. Priced per second, quoted before you pay.
- $1,000
- the agent
- Development starts in public. Spec before code, repo open from commit one.
- $3,000
- the token
- The launch clock starts. The token is the agent's seed. Terms below.
Launch triggers, both required
- $3,000 on the counter above.
- The buyback vault live, with a published balance.
What holding buys
A discount on every batch. A priority lane when a queue forms. A vote on the next house style.
What it does not buyEquity, revenue share, or a claim on anything the studio owns. The core stays payable in dollars, permanently.
Where the money goes
Every job settles in USDC to a public wallet. Ten percent of every payment goes to a public buyback vault. The rest pays for inference and the developer. After launch the vault buys on the open pair and burns or locks what it buys.
no presale · LP locked 10 years on graduation · 60-day trial window with a wind-down path · 5% airdropped to stakers on the launchpad
The buyback is an operational policy, not a promise of return or price. The formula can change; the wallet can't lie.
04The agent
The studio will be an
agent.
You give it the ticker, the contract and the story, then keep talking to it: what to say, what your memes are about, what to leave alone. It keeps that context, so every batch starts where the last conversation ended. Built at $1,000, in public, spec before code. Until then a human holds the taste.
never token-gated, ever
session · art directorsimulated
you $SLOP · 0x4a1c…9f02 · a frog that bought the top and never sold.
director ticker, contract and premise read. base style: trenchjak. sheet opened for $SLOP.
you ten for today's dump.
director rendered. ten frames against the sheet ✓ · premise held · sheet updated
simulated session · this is the spec, not the software
05FAQ
Do I need an account?+
No. No email, no password, no dashboard. Just a Base wallet with USDC.
Will it refuse my idea?+
Sometimes. We run the loosest moderation available, which is not none. A refused brief is rewritten and retried twice. If a frame still misses, the batch does not close and the payment goes on the refund list.
How does the refund work?+
You file nothing. A batch that does not close is on the refund list with your address and the hash, and the USDC goes back by hand to the wallet that paid. If it has not landed, DM @slopfinance with the hash.
Can you just make it for me?+
Yes. A human takes the brief and delivers, images and video both, quoted per brief. DM @slopfinance.
Where's the token?+
Behind the scoreboard. $3,000 of paid work starts the launch clock. We build the agent either way; the token decides how fast.
Ten memes.
One payment.
Spend $2 and see whether the style holds. A batch that does not close goes back.
Running a token? DM @slopfinance →